Below are the shipping rates for all of the items sold and shipped by me directly or for any of the T-shirts sold on this site. Shipping rates are based on the total weight of the order, and weights for individual products are listed on the product page in the item description.

Some of the product pages include links to Amazon, Etsy, eBay, etc., and those items may have different shipping charges that should be listed on their respective sites. I try to keep all my shipping charges consistent, though, so you shouldn’t need to try and shop around to the different sites to try and save more on shipping. I provide them more because I know that people sometimes have preferences for certain online marketplaces. The simplest way to order any of my comics or merchandise, though, is through this site.

All shipping rates are in US Dollars

Shipping Rates for T-Shirts

Weight (not more than) in poundsUnited StatesCanada (USD)
More than 3.979$9.00 + $1.00 per pound$17.00 + $2.00 per pound

Shipping Rates for Print Comics and Posters

$2.10 plus $0.50 per pound (rounded up)
For example, two pounds would cost $3.10 ($2.10 + $1.00).

If a single order includes these items plus anything from the “Everything Else” group, the “Everything Else” shipping rate will be used rather than this one.

Shipping Rates for Everything Else

Weight (not more than) in poundsZone AZone BZone CZone DZone ECanada (USD)
1/2$2.00$2.00$2.00$2.00$4.30(Under 1/2 lb. $9.50)
1$4.30$4.30$4.30$4.30$4.30(Under 1/2 lb. $9.50)
Over 6Additional $2.50 per poundAdditional $2.50 per poundAdditional $2.50 per poundAdditional $2.50 per poundAdditional $2.50 per poundAdditional $3.00 per pound

Zone A: Arizona, California, Nevada, Utah
Zone B: Colorado, Idaho, Montana, New Mexico, Oregon, Washington, Wyoming
Zone C: Kansas, Nebraska, North Dakota, Oklahoma, South Dakota, Texas
Zone D: Arkansas, Illinois, Iowa, Louisiana, Minnesota, Mississippi, Missouri, Wisconsin
Zone E: Alabama, Alaska, Connecticut, Delaware, District of Columbia, Florida, Georgia, Hawaii, Indiana, Kentucky, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New York, North Carolina, Ohio, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, South Carolina, Tennessee, Vermont, Virginia, West Virginia

Why are you being charged twice for shipping?

This won’t happen for all of you, but some may notice on the shopping cart and checkout pages there are two shipping charges listed and both are added into the total. The reason for this is that I ship products from two different locations.

Most of my products are made or ordered by me and stored at my house. When you order them, I pack them up and ship them out myself. If you order multiples of any of those items, I’m able to combine them together in a single package and save both of us money on shipping.

T-shirts, however, are handled a bit differently. Because there are so many possible combinations of shirt sizes and colors, it simply wouldn’t be practical for me to order a bunch and store them until they’re ordered. I just make enough money drawing poop to be able to afford such large rooms! Instead, when you order T-shirts, those orders are sent to a company called Teescape who prints them up and ships them to you.

If your order includes T-shirts along with anything else that has to be shipped out, I need to charge both for shipping out of my house along with what Teescape charges me to ship out the shirts.

I hope that makes sense. If you have any questions about this, please send me a note using the contact form.