Shipping

Below are the shipping rates for all of the items sold and shipped by me directly or for any of the T-shirts sold on this site. Shipping rates are based on the total weight of the order, and weights for individual products are listed on the product page in the item description.

Some of the product pages include links to Amazon, Etsy, eBay, etc., and those items may have different shipping charges that should be listed on their respective sites. I try to keep all my shipping charges consistent, though, so you shouldn’t need to try and shop around to the different sites to try and save more on shipping. I provide them more because I know that people sometimes have preferences for certain online marketplaces. The simplest way to order any of my comics or merchandise, though, is through this site.

All shipping rates are in US Dollars

Shipping Rates for T-Shirts

Weight (not more than) in poundsUnited StatesCanada (USD)
0.479$3.50$5.25
0.729$4.25$7.25
0.979$7.75$9.00
1.479$9.50$12.50
1.979$10.00$16.00
2.479$13.25$19.50
2.979$13.25$23.75
3.479$16.00$27.00
3.979$16.00$31.00
More than 3.979$11.25 + $1.25 per pound$21.25 + $2.50 per pound

Shipping Rates for Everything Else

Everything else is shipped by the method you choose, mostly likely by USPS. During checkout, after entering your address, you will be given one or more shipping options. The options available vary depending on what kind of items you are purchasing. The specific rates are provided by USPS or the particular shipping service, and I do what I can to keep these as low as possible.

Books and posters can be shipped by USPS Media Mail rate, which is the cheapest rate available for packages.

If your order includes books/postersĀ and other items (e.g., mugs, plush dolls), you will not be able to choose a Media Mail rate, since your order will include items that are not allowed under this shipping option.

Why are you being charged twice for shipping?

This won’t happen for all of you, but some may notice on the shopping cart and checkout pages there are two shipping charges listed and both are added into the total. The reason for this is that I ship products from two different locations.

Most of my products are made or ordered by me and stored at my house. When you order them, I pack them up and ship them out myself. If you order multiples of any of those items, I’m able to combine them together in a single package and save both of us money on shipping.

T-shirts, however, are handled a bit differently. Because there are so many possible combinations of shirt sizes and colors, it simply wouldn’t be practical for me to order a bunch and store them until they’re ordered. I just make enough money drawing poop to be able to afford such large rooms! Instead, when you order T-shirts, those orders are sent to a company called Teescape who prints them up and ships them to you.

If your order includes T-shirts along with anything else that has to be shipped out, I need to charge both for shipping out of my house along with what Teescape charges me to ship out the shirts.

I hope that makes sense. If you have any questions about this, please send me a note using the contact form.